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I am a fat guy. Never learned how to Official Basset Hound Nope Not Today Shirt swim, just float upright. People for some reason think I am just really good at treading water when I am obviously not doing anything besides letting my fat do what it does. It will be interesting because I am losing weight to see if I can actually swim. I am getting not fat so I can breath when I walk upstairs or buy clothes that don’t have more than one x in the size. But I was saying it will be interesting when I swim and have already lost weight. The exact same thing happened with my greyhound the first time that she was on a dock. She walked right off the end without pausing and sank.

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She still doesn’t swim but she will at least wade in. I’ve tried to Official Basset Hound Nope Not Today Shirt put a life jacket on her to get her to swim but she will just bob around. It’s a dog life jacket so it’s not that exciting to look at. You can Google them and see what they look like. I can only imagine it’s like putting a collar on a cat for the first time, how they just break and do nothing. My grey loved the water but refused to even try to swim. She loved wading and laying in the shallows to cool off. I would imagine with the tiny surface area that a greyhound has it went in as quiet as a pencil dive. Those webbed toes and long legs should make them motorboats but nope. Straight to the bottom.

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He could be an exception. I’m not defending the Official Basset Hound Nope Not Today Shirt post, cause I don’t care to read it and fact check it, just playing the devil’s advocate. I love that he walks up and down the dock first, seeing if there’s a way to get the ball without going in. My corgi and Scottish terrier both loved swimming, but they always wore life vests. Those dogs are super stocky. It’s amazing they can swim at all. Yep, my Basset Hound’s legs are so short, she can barely dog paddle. But the biggest danger for Basset’s who might fall into the pool is their bones. They have such large, heavy bones, they’ll sink like a brick. We got Molly a Basset Hound sized lifejacket so she could go to the lake with my parents. She loves it. There are so many things to smell out there!

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