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In the first wave, all Official This Is My Christmas Pajama Shirt world leaders die as well as anyone who would be next in line by their country’s rules of succession. After a month, we hit them with the second wave, where all technology invented after 1775 permanently malfunctioning. If this doesn’t launch the world into all-out tribal warfare, nothing will. Just let Heaven come to Earth and then watch as everyone dies of boredom, helplessness, and ennui. Several cobalt warheads evenly spread as to contaminate the whole planet in just enough radiation to not kill everyone too quickly, but to have a massive wave of slight radiation poisoning hit everyone on earth with the impending doom and knowledge that they will all die of something awful like cancer in some years down the road. Have every mountain erupt. Elephant sized ducks that breathe fire. That’s just a zombie apocalypse with extra steps!

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Fast forward a few Official This Is My Christmas Pajama Shirts decades. The world is overpopulated. People are desperate to escape. No one can die. Violence no longer has any consequences and is used everywhere. The legal system falls apart. Wars never end. People turn on their families as they continue to resent them and selfishly wish they would die and free them. People give up on all ambitions.  crumbling under the pressure of eternal existence. Religions form promising a restful death and committing all sorts of extreme acts to try and bring it about. A few millennia later, people just lay in the streets exhausted, naked, and broken. No one cares about anything. Birds with aids they fly around and rape people than they also become birds with aids. Cover the world in 3 feet of Strawberry Jam that eats any organic matter it touches Well whoever it was that suggested 2020 is enjoying their harp and cloud right now…

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